Rather than purchase a car from either company, you can now invest directly in the Saleen-Hennessey Investment Trust (SHIT). There’s no more efficient financial instrument for disposing of unwanted capital.

People need to understand Saleen just blinks in and out of existence at will. They’re not bound by conventional corporate finances in much the same way as electrons don’t obey Newtonian mechanics.

Just imagining the robot speeding back across the field with the rifle held up like LOLOLOLOLOLOL

My fondest hope is that they equipped the robot with a mechanism so that it could make a loud “Yoink!” sound as it grabbed the gun.

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

I am so glad lambo is finally going back to the “fuck it, we’re lambo” school of styling their cars. This looks like it could face-fuck a category 5 kaiju right back into the rift.