I think it was called…The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

Dude. Prohibition era Barbara Stanwyck.

STAR LORD.

Because sometimes you put it back on and think, damn, these things make my ass look better.

I just finished putting away my Halloween crap. I kind of regret it. I want to be the asshole who leaves his Halloween crap up until June.

I take it Christmas Shoes are out, then.

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Yeah, but when I wear panties, it's cute!

Yeah, like me!

And there was the time Spidey sued Jonah for libel. Of course, Spidey got his comeuppance when Jonah added Peter Parker as a defendant. Although it was funny when Spidey said in court that Jonah didn't like him because he was black.

Automatic camera thing.

Username/comment…confusion.

There's an old Spider-Man comic where Spidey fights the Sandman and then realized he forgot to photograph it. So he photographs himself punching a bucket of sand and justifies it as being like a reshoot of a movie.

No, that was me that time.

So, then, this ISN'T about that Tiny Toons where they got drunk and drove off a cliff to their deaths, or how Optimus Prime was violently killed twice.

"How do you like my spaceship, big boy?"

"Ho ho ho, now I have an exploding wristband."

Upvoted for "Yajuta." Which my phone autocorrect as "Fajita."

I look forward to Alien vs. Predator: DC Metro at Rush Hour edition.

Although, seriously, I just realized that the death of Earth-2's Superman in Infinite Crisis led to a growth arc for my namesake. What's the genderflip of a fridging?