FOR THE LOVE….

Sorry, did something happen last night that I should know about? We haven't had another bear attack in Springfield, have we?

WHAT THE SHIT AM I WATCHING

Mmmm. If it helps/hurts, I have a feeling that most of the Marvel movies going forward are going to get "blurry." I know you're not seeing Doctor Strange, but there's a specific moment in the end credits that's like "Hmmmm…so THAT movie isn't just going to be 'that' movie."

I guess Mace Windu knows something about gravity.

THANKS. Seriously.

Look, being a peeping tom for a whole year doesn't count.

Am I still allowed to like "Apache"? What if I'm using it to protest that pipeline?

Whoops, didn't realize you had issues.

He came out, and he saw his shadow. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but it looks like it's going to be a long winter.

(Amy Schumer angrily kicks the dirt)

(Dog howl)

This is your legacy, Will Smith.

Only Clint's second time doing that!

Next, he'll demand a scene where Michael Douglas slaps the Wasp around.

Replace the word "son" with "dog."

It kind of helps viewing Civil War if you want to see that.

What about Morley Safer?

…I'm conflicted.

I missed it? Crap.