Ah, that famous opera, CKaggliachi.

(Tosses casting plans for Children of Hurin film in the trash)

Wait, maybe this isn't a gimmick account. Maybe this is a guy who had some kind of a head trauma and can only communicate in Simpsons quotes.

BAHAHAHAHAA. And that's your picture on the cover.

Quick, take this antidote. https://youtu.be/MOWDb2TBYDg

I saw KISS fight Doctor Doom once. True story.

That was Korn.

Oh, come on. What's sad about this? https://youtu.be/prDoGmY5kj8

I'd put money on most career fields, period, being sadder than usual folk. Which proves again that the Swiss are still the happiest people on Earth.

And that's why they dressed up as ghosts and scared everyone out of the abandoned amusement park!

In how many of those were they a romantic couple? Still asking for a friend.

How many films have Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal been in together? Asking for a friend.

There's got to be some kind of creepy, 1950s sci-fi plot at work here, like James and Sandler are two halves of conjoined twins who are desperately trying to get back together.

If Thomas Jane married Jane Lynch…he'd be Thomas Lynch.

I don't know what to tell, you except that this post-credit scene actually "counts." I mean, yeah, you could skip it and see Doctor Strange 2 someday and do fine without it, but this one was probably akin to Sam Jackson's appearance at the end of Iron Man.

It's like going through a pumpkin patch. You find one that's round and loveabble enough, and you're good.

I'm pretty sure Sandler and James are old buddies. That, or one has incriminating photos of the other. They pair up a lot—Sandler had a guest appearance on King of Queens (Sandler was at a point where he was well above sitcoms…snicker), they were both in Chuck and Larry and the Hotel Transylvania films, and James…

I did not hear this story. I do know the girl who runs around Ellicott City dressed like Misty from Pokemon.

What's the carbon footprint of watching it? Is it less than the footprint of watching the clip where Jack dies in Titanic?

Yeah, but by talking to me, you're 4 degrees away from the guy.