However, Chris Evans gets all the good moments.

Sure, why not…

Sure, why not.

Feds nutz, mofos!

I just learned that Palpatine doesn't like Catholics.

LINDO AND THE FALCON AS A NIGHTCLUB.

Ducking autocorrect.

This is the perfect opportunity for a Star Wars/Predator crossover!

http://starwars.wikia.com/w…

You remove Billy Lee's mask, and inside he's Tommy Lee Jones. What are they saying…that deep down, all black people want to be white?

https://www.google.com/url?…

Also, you must wear this bonnet and call yourself Mary.

I suppose they COULD bring in Billy Dee as his father, Lindo Calrissian.

I'd complain that no one but Billy Dee could play Lando, but I met Billy Dee two years ago and…yeah, time for a handoff.

Sigh, who to root for? The team with the racist mascot or the one who will bring Armageddon if they won?

You spelled that wr—OHHHHHH.

"It's…complicated."

Steven Wright.

I thought he was too old for this shit.

Ok, but who's playing Ganondorf?