I've got nothing to fear from MacBeth! I had a c-section birth.

"Bury me with my almonds."

Stan would have seen her on Fox News.

Only if it has prizes like nails and bits of broken glass.

My favorite restaurant as a five year old was Soup Plantation. My parents and I went back to that city twenty years later and were comforted and disgusted to see they hadn't changed a thing in that time. The carpet was the same just thinner and more stained.

@avclub-d9ec2f701a8fb99a2c05c92004ec6dee:disqus could stand to exercise more though.

The Cat in the Hat Comes Back… FROM THE GRAVE!

Ah, the Donald Trump Immortality Plan!

And even that's up for interpretation!

I'd appreciate it if they held off until after Twin Peaks ended. We just need three more weeks!

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Some of Bing's children would find that appropriate. Others would not.

I heard the best variation of that joke on this site years ago.
The standard is "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
The variation was "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a 6 offender."

Flapping his arms.

Amanda Hugnkiss makes sense now.

I used to post here every day suggest we drill endangered seabirds for oil until Univision took over and then I immediately started protesting Donald Trump.

Uh-huh.

But @mrslangdonalger:disqus, comments. For once, maybe someone will call @avclub-7fe51b13499ad08aba40a93cbf6e98cd:disqus, "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

C is for Comedy.

That's what passes for lazy jokes these days? "I hate this shit?"