Now let's all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

They almost said he was from gangster city but realized how racist that was.

The Aristoducks!

Why is everything at a non-right angle? Is there some science that tells them the registers and aisles work better this way? Because it makes everything awkward. If this was a good system why hasn't anyone one else copied it?

Trader Joe's is a good first stop when going out grocery shopping. Almost anything you get there will be cheaper than at a standard grocery store but you might show up when they are completely out of something simple like cucumbers.

Having grown up in Northeast California, I completely understand the impulse to cherry pick.
Yes, we should keep Nevada, turn 95 into a straight line from Fallon to Vegas and leave everything east of it as a natural barrier.

Wasn't Birth of a Nation also a historical action movie?

I love Moore's criticism of 300.
"You know, I mean, read a book, Frank." is synonymous with 300 for me.

He's bored pretty much throughout the story.

Well, the western halves of OR and WA anyway.

The shipping costs would be less on plastic bags and duct tape.

Maybe there were comments but they were deemed off topic and had to be eliminated.

It's a big country.

They did get angry at reading the declaration of Independence. And I did see complaints that grand juries were antidemocratic despite being it being a part of the 5th Amendment.

I can't tell if that's a real quote or not. That's how low the bar is. Oh god. Oh god.

Soon the AV Club will cover the fact that the Statue of Liberty is as well. They hate that it's a woman and that it's about freedom. They literally take the sight of it as an insult.

Are we sure he wasn't saying "tuff enuff" like the The Fabulous Thunderbirds song?

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our…

Harder or easier?

Do flash mobs?