Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

So what? The original Ronaldo dunked first, and many many times, specifically hundreds upon thousands of donuts, into a vat of dulce de leche.

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

Yeah I don’t think she’s into it, I’ll have to keep listening to the song.

“It’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited”

BRB texting my wife.

Newcastle: brings in more money than Inter, spends 95% of the time acting like Mike Ashley has to stand on the street and beg for spare change in order to get new players.

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

When asked if he would ever coach in Wisconsin, Kelly said he’d be open to sniffing some Dairy Air.

What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?

“But rather than letting perfect be the enemy of good, let’s acknowledge that this is at least a step in the right direction.”

My mom forwarded me this facebook-meme-math-catasrophe. I called the police and now she is safely behind bars for the rest of her rotten life.

A friend of mine is an archeologist. He described it as “trying to understand WWII , 30000 years later, by finding a bunch of buried bullets all over the place.”

Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

And I thought the strongest reactions to the Rams leaving St. Louis were posted this morning.

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

[Sixteen horribly torn Kangaroo pouches later]

In 15 years, I look forward to explaining to my son why the Rams are leaving Los Angeles.