Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

This bear is all of us.

OMG! I had a friend who worked for the park service. She said she was talking about how glaciers were formed millions of years ago and some dude got all “well, if you BELIEVE in millions of years”! Like the entire concept of “a million years” was 100% foreign to this dummy’s brain. We had a good chuckle over that one.…

And, to be fair, I need much better training when guests are over.

Right? I’ve been to St. John twice and have specifically put “see a fucking starfish” on my list but I haven’t seen one (yet, I’ll be back damn it!) I never once thought about writing an angry letter to the island or the National Park Service about it. I might have to now though, just for fun.

They're hiding in the geyser. You have to get up real close and stick you head in to see 'em.

Well, they did capitalize it. Maybe they were hoping to see Bears, the famed Jezebel commenter?

“I lugged this archaic camera all the way out here and didn’t have one Kodiak moment!”

We don’t do showers in the UK; they’re viewed as grasping and tacky. But if I got an invitation stating no boxed gifts, my gift would be lots of tupperware boxes, individually wrapped.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

This reminds me of the famous Onion article, "Marilyn Mansion Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People."

That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails.

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

Great point!

As if you wouldn't be depressed enough about the world ending, here's a sad video.

Gremlins 2 had it down:

It feels almost taboo having this posted and viewable here. That being said when the shit finally hits the fan on a planetary scale, you KNOW CNN will play the shit out of this.

Yeah, a few of my friends were bullied in school, and I was teased and had noses turned up at me quite a bit.

I think there's a middle ground between standing someone up and outright forgiveness. A guy who bullied me in high school has asked me out several times. He's apologized for what he did - he was hampered by not remembering it much at all and not having thought of what he did remember as bullying, but I think he was…

Our love is public and DISGUSTING.

Get. A. Room.