In hindsight, hiding 20 kilos of cocaine inside of rosin bags wasn’t the brightest idea.

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Coltfefe

This is the first Winter Olympics in which single figure skaters can perform to music with lyrics, allowing for some wonderful creative freedom. Germany’s Paul Fentz has chosen to use it to treat the world to Paul Anka’s swing jazz cover of “Wonderwall.”

Curling is fucking awesome. It’s a direct competition sport that involves both strategy and physical activity and objective metrics of scoring. Don’t get it twisted.

Your parents beat Nazis. Your generation seems a-okay with them being voted either into power or associating with the powerful.

Can I go there even if I’m just biathlon-curious?

In that they’ll be put on a shelf and never touched again, yes.

“May we never forget Cadet White Suburbs, who heroically consumed a fifth of SoCo and ate a whole plastic container thingy of Tide Pods”

Yankees fan complains about how entitled Pats fans are.

WOOSH

Maybe if the umpires would call the strike zone as it’s written, we wouldn’t need so goddamned many pitching changes. That could save you 30 minutes a game right there.

I’m not sure you do. Maybe I don’t. Who the fuck knows?

near and far, closer together.

I noticed how you didn’t provide a citation, then I noticed how you were just wrong. Look at “Fig 1. Mean predicted probability of reporting that abortion was the right decision over three years after an abortion”. That is definitely above 95%.

Ask the Caps what it’s like to lead the league in points headed into the playoffs.

This guy definitely watched The Breakfast Club and thought Principal Vernon was the protagonist.

If only he were Rush Vader!

Bottom two teams in each league get sent down to AAA