Damn, David Duchovny, you’ve gone soft. Soft and weird.

In other news, apparently 50 million people CAN be wrong. What does this guy do again? Just regular stuff people already do, but on the internet? Who is entertained by this?

Anyone who buys or even uses one of these should have their overly-hopped 9 dollar bottle of craft brew taken from them and their stupid beard and suspenders. Go back to Williamsburg! Must you ruin everything we love???

Anyone who buys or even uses one of these should have their overly-hopped 9 dollar bottle of craft brew taken from…

Price probably should have gotten a game misconduct but at the same time, I’m totally behind him for losing it if he’s getting run repeatedly.

Couldn’t we just call them really thin pancakes?

Sweet jesus that is absurd. Wonder why the guy has a couple of Stanley Cups, 2 Harts, a Conn Smythe, and an Olympic gold medal? Don’t.

You have hands down the best screen name I’ve seen in months. I have no response to your comment (other than I assume you’re the mayor of Atlanta or somewhere) but that made my damn day. My only edit is that I’d add “Rent-A-Car” at the end.

Promise me, fellow Deadspinners, that whenever it is I die, no one makes a fucking hashtag for it.

And um, how do you not notice you’re almost out of fuel? I’m aware that planes are fueled with sort “just enough” to get it to the destination to keep weight down, but this includes (unless someone screwed up) a safety factor to account for all kinds of changes (increase in headwind, emergency on the ground that makes…

You have to get through his inauguration address first...should I bring the pound of Valium to your house, or are you coming to mine?

I’m not sure where she’d learn the phrase, it was never in a Michelle Obama speech, and it probably wasn’t in that one book she read.

I totally get where you’re coming from and mostly agreed for many years, but fuck when you see the results...I know some would consider it cheating or some such, but the same could be said for those of us (and I would think it’s most at this point) that use a thermometer, compared to 30 years ago, when all kinds of…

i’m actually so excited for this holy shit

Damn you Lifehacker, you have finally wore me down and made me buy the sous-vide cooker I’ve been lusting after for months. The only downside is that now this means I won’t be bbbqing as much.

“He thinks we are supposed to say what he says and that’s it.” The ironic part is, CNN or anyone else doesn’t NEED to spin it, they can do exactly that...just repeat what he says verbatim and you can still clearly spot the racist, opportunist, megalomaniacal ignoramus that he is, spewing blatant lie after horseshit…

What about hot dogs? I had a killer hot dog (yes, from you guessed it, a food truck...sue me, it was a music festival) with homemade BBQ sauce and really excellent mac and cheese on it and it was fucking BOSS. Over the 2 days of the festival I must have had 5 of these things, and they were not small.

Regardless of our opinions on this, can we all agree Bettman is a fun-crushing, desert-city-hockey-team-giving, epitome of all boring white people commissioner? Good LORD how does he still have a job. I’m still angry about the goddamn glowing pucks. It’s like he took the job for the sole purpose of annoying true…

I say bring it on, the extra point shouldn’t be automatic. I know I’ll get skewered for this here, but I also like the single point in the CFL (I know, I know) just for its ability to shake up the scoring...I don’t know if you could realistically implement it in the NFL, as the fact that the field and end zones are…

Is this what happens when frat boys start a band and think they’re funny?

gotta throw one out for my hometown boys...old logo first. (it was the 90s)