You have to get through his inauguration address first...should I bring the pound of Valium to your house, or are you coming to mine?

I’m not sure where she’d learn the phrase, it was never in a Michelle Obama speech, and it probably wasn’t in that one book she read.

I totally get where you’re coming from and mostly agreed for many years, but fuck when you see the results...I know some would consider it cheating or some such, but the same could be said for those of us (and I would think it’s most at this point) that use a thermometer, compared to 30 years ago, when all kinds of…

i’m actually so excited for this holy shit

Damn you Lifehacker, you have finally wore me down and made me buy the sous-vide cooker I’ve been lusting after for months. The only downside is that now this means I won’t be bbbqing as much.

“He thinks we are supposed to say what he says and that’s it.” The ironic part is, CNN or anyone else doesn’t NEED to spin it, they can do exactly that...just repeat what he says verbatim and you can still clearly spot the racist, opportunist, megalomaniacal ignoramus that he is, spewing blatant lie after horseshit…

What about hot dogs? I had a killer hot dog (yes, from you guessed it, a food truck...sue me, it was a music festival) with homemade BBQ sauce and really excellent mac and cheese on it and it was fucking BOSS. Over the 2 days of the festival I must have had 5 of these things, and they were not small.

Regardless of our opinions on this, can we all agree Bettman is a fun-crushing, desert-city-hockey-team-giving, epitome of all boring white people commissioner? Good LORD how does he still have a job. I’m still angry about the goddamn glowing pucks. It’s like he took the job for the sole purpose of annoying true…

I say bring it on, the extra point shouldn’t be automatic. I know I’ll get skewered for this here, but I also like the single point in the CFL (I know, I know) just for its ability to shake up the scoring...I don’t know if you could realistically implement it in the NFL, as the fact that the field and end zones are…

Is this what happens when frat boys start a band and think they’re funny?

gotta throw one out for my hometown boys...old logo first. (it was the 90s)

And before 7:30 pm! Well done.

Not to get all nitpicky, but 55 km from the airport, it wouldn’t be doing 600 km/h...which is certainly not to say it wouldn’t be dangerous to hit well, basically anything, but that being said, I can’t see a consumer drone taking down a plane, even a small one like a Dash 8.

Some of the best comments I’ve heard on this...between this and Van Jones on election night. Get these fellas together and elect THEM.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH I’LL FIND YOU AND HAVE GUY LAFLEUR BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

+100 screen name...good lord I spent a lot of time playing that on my old commodore. with a JOYSTICK. and could never finish it without looking at the strategy guide.

I think you meant Canadiens fans. Well, and Leafs fans, but being a Leafs fan is its own punishment.

It only happened once, this past summer...was road tripping, so we get a good early start on day 1, which involves me and a goddamn mountain of fast food breakfast items and 3 large coffees...and a few clicks down the road the realization just hits you that it’s coming RIGHT NOW and there’s nothing you can do...so off…

The thing that I don’t get (having grown up in a country that has one) is the lack of an independent, federal body to oversee elections...ie. establishing a single, national standard for how elections are conducted, instead of trying to cobble together 50 different ideas...sometimes paper votes, sometimes electronic,…

Yeah it’s actually not even three...our last one was 78 days, and it was constantly referred to in the news as “this marathon, 78 day campaign” and whatnot. The average is under 2 months.