Having been in Australia for this, I assure you the Derby doesn’t even come CLOSE. Make no mistake, it is not just Melbourne that gets into this, absolutely fucking EVERYONE across the entire country goes absolutely bananas. I was on a cruise ship (working) for last year’s Cup so just imagine 4000 Aussies -most of…

Smoothie King is up there for worst names, but wasn’t there a stadium (I wanna say in Florida, too lazy to Google it) for a short time called the “1-800-GOT-JUNK?” Center?

So one instance of electronic failure in one single car a decade ago made you question the quality of the electronics in every car maker worldwide, forever? I mean kudos on keeping a Camry on the road since before the Internet, but consider getting realistic about the fact that cars are across the board are about a…

I was in a car accident in Mexico a couple of years ago which thankfully was not nearly as dramatic as this...but for real I was in a car remarkably similar to the one shown here and being that it was a cab, I wasn’t wearing a seatbelt either...shit is scary.

It’s not an inaccurate account of Wrigley, but find me any building that’s been in constant use for over a century where the main activities in the stands are sucking down as much beer as possible before the 7th inning, eating Chicago Dogs like it’s the only place on earth they’re served, and being constantly let…

The only problem is you’d constantly have to explain what irony is to the Trump voters.

I think you could have stopped at “I live in Portland.”

I had it in France and it’s no big whoop. Like slightly more gamey beef.

Juan Guzman (and you gotta say it “Juaaaan Guz-Maaaaaaan.” I am a little biased about old school Blue Jays pitchers. Tom Henke. Jimmy Key. Duane Ward (sounds like a mechanic). Dave Fucking Steib. Mark Eichhorn. Todd Stottlemyre. Love it.

What I don’t understand is, if we clearly have the tech to see balls and strikes impartially, why the eff aren’t we using it? Tennis has had the ability to call balls in or out down to the micro-millimeter for years, so what’s the problem? I realize a person’s strike zone isn’t as cut and dry as a line painted on the…

“In soccer or hockey, you could watch a tie and think, “Wow, what a game!”

Even those first two are pretty goddamn good from that kind of range and only one chance...clearly you have never attempted to do this. The hole is maybe 2 or 2 1/2 puck widths wide and they’re in the neighbourhood of 150 feet away. And the fact that Turco is a goalie makes his shot all the more impressive. And Mike…

I don’t like a billion beans in my chili, but without beans, what you are eating is spicy pasta sauce. There must be SOME amount of beans, or it’s just amped up bolognese. Everyone agrees on this.

Yeah I’m Canadian but I’ve spent a fair bit of time in the south...I realize the Civil War wasn’t *that* long ago as far as the annals of history go, but jesus fuck, I don’t know of anywhere else - and I’ve traveled fairly extensively - that has a large portion of its population that re-enacts a war that it LOST.…

I thought the polite way of saying “uninformed morons” was “Trump voters.”

...it’ll cost you.

Is anyone else noticing the larger issue here that it shouldn’t take 300 fucking people and half a space program to stage a football game? Headsets, tablets, 58 people wired up to make sure everyone knows that our team is in fact kicking when it’s 4th and 14 and we have a 21 point lead? I realize football has a lot of…

Ahh when I read the headline I thought you were gonna say they were liars because of Tito’s pregame interview before Game 3 when he said he didn’t think that the umpires were calling a much larger strike zone for their pitchers. But this is good too.

Congrats to the Maple Leafs on what will be the highlight of the entire season. Yes, a loss. Having a rookie score 4 and waiting till OT to lose is a bright light in the otherwise horrific existence of this so-called hockey team.

Are you sure you weren’t on American Choppers?