Call me Noob Noob, because this episode had me like, “God... DAMN!!!’

Futurama is back, in pod form!

There’s a new device being tested to help reduce internal head trauma called the Q Collar, based on woodpeckers. Its basically an incomplete black band around the neck where the unconnected tips lightly squeeze the jugular. It supposedly helps hold blood and spinal fluid in the head, which gives the brain less room to…

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

People tried to find a deeper meaning in Mayweather/McGregor? For one, considering their respective track records, Mayweather is probably the rare Black person who is worse than some Irish dude playing a racist on TV. Dude went on a Twitter rant shaming a girlfriend who decided to get an abortion. He took this fight…

who knew a cartoon about a talking horse would become one of my favorite things to watch. can’t wait for this.

YAAASSSSSS I need more Machu Picchu, Sheila, and Britannica in my life. And Bash. And everyone else. I loved GLOW.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

4th thing is some actual fucking.

I think Viola Davis winked at this when she was like “Ok, I did all the luncheons and banquets, so thanks Hollywood Foreign Press!”

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

To quote Jules from Pulp Fiction: “Dogs have personality. And personality goes a long way.”

When that dude hit his canine

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.