Kristaps Porzingis

Stephen Miller looks like an original GI Joe came to life but still has PTSD from the toy war.

Oldman was the favorite to win, really. He’s also expected to get the Oscar. Kinda sick of people winning for what amounts to great impressions, tbh.

You used to call me on my self-own

Ah hates anchors.

Shucks, if I were him I’d be clamoring to sue!

You could’ve mentioned Julius Peppers, but whatever.

Seems to me that Mr. Winston needs to learn how to be “silent, polite and gentle”.

Halley’s Cumet

Hold on, let me jog lightly for twenty minutes and you’ll have the ugliest sweater you’ve ever seen.

Great article!

Let’s just hope they don’t use “Jesus, Take the Wheel”.

*looks at both of them*

“And to think, I gave you drugs!”

We know movies are subjective as are the reviews of them- even the ones that seem to present themselves as factual and the only acceptable one(*cough*). That said, the movie is actually very good, and Rich‘s take is bad and he should feel bad.

*Flash forward to Josh Gad’s Oscar acceptance speech*

“Well I’m just standin’ here, trapped in one of my many, now empty closets...”

I am so sick of Rankin/Bass’ young Santa Claus being everywhere.