“Well I’m just standin’ here, trapped in one of my many, now empty closets...”

I am so sick of Rankin/Bass’ young Santa Claus being everywhere.

“Yup... I’m inside it.”

The Wendy’s account was roasting the everloving hell out of them earlier. It was glorious.

“Once Alive, Now A Centerpiece” is the inscription I’m getting for the plaque that’s going in front of my future taxidermied body.

Mine came without a tail, for some reason. Thus is Gypsy:

This is Gypsy!

Now seems like a good time to re-post Megan Amram’s legendary food puns:

Uh, okay. Can the supporting characters not be almost completely one dimensional this time, at least? Because that was way more irritating to me than his dumbass mustache.

We’ll be right back with more “People Who Tried to Read The Room When They Were Dyslexic” in just a moment.

Love that header image. Hawlucha deserves better, stat-wise. My favorite ‘mon since Heracross.

*turns on TV after school in 1993*

I like these better than the McDonald’s cups from a couple years ago that people thought looked like goatse. I mean, sure, they were bottomless, but...

“The Day The Clown Cried”, indeed.

So is Linton leaving this and going to a funeral for the gimp from Pulp Fiction, or...?

Damn, this guy is going full Scott’s Tots.

My brother has bad short term memory problems and the mapping in games like H:ZD help him play. Not everybody will be helped by this proposal of yours.

One of Canada’s greatest tragedies is that they didn’t ge to keep making this show.

I’m sorry, but the scariest thing from Nickelodeon wasn’t even on AYAOTD. It was

I purposefully levelled out of that quest so I wouldn’t get to play it. I wanted Geralt/Truss but Yen’s heartbreak was something I couldn’t bear to witness.