Seriously, the AKI games were the simulators. To deny that is to admit you don’t watch good wrestling. Remember how in the AKI games you stayed down proportionately to how much damage you had taken over time and not just the last move used on you? Taunting to get the crowd behind you would recover health. Your…

“Looks like there’s a case of mumps going around the Raw locker room, Brain.”

It’s bothersome that, by bringing Styles in for the show, they’re potentially exposing the Smackdown crew to the virus. And you know backstage at WWE is like a bunch of headless chickens.

I didn’t get the disdain people have for Mafia III. For a first game from a studio started by a novelist, I was pretty happy with it. The graphics and combat weren’t amazing, but the story and atmosphere were great. The mid-credits scene was fantastic too.

he has antisocial personality disorder

I kind of don’t want to believe Björk on this because Dancer In The Dark is already fucking depressing enough as it is.

It worked for me. The show has always sort of floated in a “five years either way” era, never quite sticking to a certain present time.

I loved how they kept the movie references at just the right amount. The ending shot was perfect.

Somebody is grabbing somebody’s ass in that header image.

With death coming that fast, and judging from where he had his hand, I don’t think it’s an unfair assumption to say his carotid artery somehow got nicked.

“The wrestling articles and references sure are increasing at Deadspin, Brain.”

GOD DAMN IT FUCK

“Saints preserve me, it was lahk wawtchin’ Tigger Woods play Golden Tee- oops, did ah say Tigger?”

Lindsey Graham looks like what you’d get if Truman Capote designed a ventriloquism doll.

That headline is just mean.

While that would be a marquee match for Sami... man, that’s underwhelming from an in-ring perspective.

“Brain, Sami just pulled Owens from the table!”

Seems like a valid reason to me. :)

Don’t make me summon zombie Shakespeare to come punmel you.

“For my own amusement” is a perfectly valid reason!