Yeah, this. What was a fifteen minute even contest should have been ten minutes and much more lopsided. The only reason I see them doing it the way they did was so people wouldn’t be clamoring for Nakamura to go after the WWE Title quite as soon. I don’t think even Vince is senile enough to not do Styles/Nakamura for…

Good lord, someone get the warden from Shawshank a diuretic! He’s retaining a potentially lethal amount of water!

Good lord, someone get the warden from Shawshank a diuretic! He’s retaining a potentially lethal amount of water!

People who think Scandal is in any way good should have heir criticism credentials revoked.

Oh God, did they think it was real?

We can all dream as hard as we want, but no. As long as Vince is stil breathing, WWE booking will still use the philsophy of Occam’s Lazier.

Good. This state sucks and it sucks that it takes the SCOTUS to make us less sucky.

I always enjoy Clover’s yearly Unwarranted TV Hatefest. I havent read this year’s yet, but I know it’ll be full of the old-man-style misanthropy and semi-accurate predictions I’ve come to enjoy.

GodDAMN, Judge!

A friend complained to me about the angle they’re using to lead up to his match on Sunday. It went like this:

“This company is helping produce a stream of unborn lives!”

I cannot tell you how many middle aged men I see in “Bazinga!” shirt at Heroes Con every year. And no, they’re not dealers trying to capitulate to attendees. It’s sad.

So Oklahoma will convict a shitheel like Holtzclaw when most of the evidence is testimonial, but this idiot gets away when there’s VIDEO EVIDENCE? What the fuck, Oklahoma.

Without parents’ permission? So it’s a somehow legal version of kidnapping. Gotcha.

Without parents’ permission? So it’s a somehow legal version of kidnapping. Gotcha.

“Trump did something stupid today.”

The only thing I’d ever like to see Titus O’Neil do in a WWE ring is legitimately deck Randy Orton on live television.

Last month, a number of BioWare Montreal employees were transferred to the studio EA Motive, also based in Montreal, to work on Star Wars Battlefront II.

Additional ranting by Albert Burneko.