Oh, that Patti LaBelle "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" gets me every time, and there was something very Wonka-and-Charlie about Olivia needing to be brusque before handing over the factory.

And using "Then He Kissed Me" as the musical cue.

It'll be like Glee, but different.

Up your nose with a rubber hose, Cliburn!

I guess HEAD OF THE CLASS: THE NEW CLASS seemed a bit wordy.

Bundy's match was in LA, and WM2 wasn't in Atlantic City anyway. (WM 4-5 were; he wrestled at neither.)

Well it's a well-known fact, sonny-jim, that there's a secret society of the 5 wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows.

Holy shit — the one that MTV used to show the "I Would Die 4 U/Baby I'm A Star" segment from, which lasted 20 minutes at least?

Is there so much "audacious shtupping" that my kids (13, 9) can't watch?

You mean, "come again," because TNA wasted its opportunity with him in 2010-11. Let's see if WWE can handle Nakamura correctly on the main roster first.

Can we talk about what appears to be Rollins' new finisher, a Rainmaker setup into Kenny Omega's V-Trigger high knee? Not quite sure if it's right for his character.

Does it rhyme "company" with "Serengeti"? No. So there's worse.

Only 8 months remaining to determine whether "Miami 2017" is false prophecy.

WTF is a "real estate novelist"?

I recall blasting Black Crowes "She Talks To Angels" across the freshman quad around this time.

Tell Oprah.

With Bing Crosby, Elvis Presley, Groucho Marx, and Charlie Chaplin also in the In Memoriam. Wow, that's a lot of big deaths.

Which is also shared with tv movies, which means Oprah's also in the hunt.

One or the other. They can't both win (unless it's a tie).

I admire the hell out of Zeke as a person, but explicitly stating that you're trying to convince others that they can beat you when you think you can beat them is an insight better saved for a confessional, not tribal council.