Young whipper-snapper

Only 80 more payments left........

For some reason I think of this.

...like that unlimited cell phone data plan we all had in high school...

In the next installment of BMW FILMS, Clive Owen gets a beard...

Vents that vent nothing.

I was going to give this a NP, albeit reluctantly because I hate these cars with a passion, until I read this from the ad:

Not a damn thing.

I want a Typhoon so bad, what’s wrong with me?

Rebuttal, in pictures, with respect:

I’m pretty shocked to even hear that there’s 1,000 Rams in Europe. I didn’t even know we exported them.

This is more of a win for common sense and decency.

I don’t know man, to each their own, but there’s a wonderful thing about a car that fits like an old glove.

How can I put this delicately, and tasefully..

Yeah, it is kinda grim that the college students had to pay, through their tuition money, for security for a guy who would like to see them be re-enslaved. You’d think the college would at least get him to pay for his own security! I’m sure some of his Stormfront buddies could cough up for some off-duty cops.

Gmc typhoon

1984 me (on the left) would’ve loved this.

DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

also that second photo made my heart flutter.