Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud?

Keep in mind, Kelly is a gender neutral name.

I already have herpes and a piece of shit car.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

I helped a friend install one of these. It was pretty tricky and took a long time.

I helped a friend install one of these. It was pretty tricky and took a long time.

It seems like a Nazi artifact is found somewhere really surprising every few years or so. They really seemed to be almost everywhere at some point during the war. If you look hard enough, you can probably still find some original Nazis still alive and kicking down in South America.

MAH BROTHER DINT WEAR NO SEATBELT! HE GOT IN A WRECK AND THROWN CLEAR AND LIVED. SEATBELTS SUCK!!!!

Shocked, absolutely SHOCKED, to see a confederate flag at an event like this.

Is that a deer’s head in the middle of the Confederate flag?

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.

stealth mode ENABLED.

Younger me: Would be nice to hit them white girls up. But risks of wrongful imprisonment is too great.

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

“But until the warranty expires, I’ll have lots of fun with this car.”

It’ll still be fun after the warranty runs out. Just a more scary type of fun.

THAT’S how the current Challenger should look. JUST. LIKE. THAT.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

I’ve got $100 that this car will never exist with graphene supercapacitors.

Is everybody at Fisker just drunk 24/7?

Have you seen ads for LC80 Land Cruisers?

I know the price is too high. I know the mileage is too high. I know the bed is worthless.