I can assure you movie trailers have said “Only in Theaters” for decades.

Yeah, I remember the music video for “God’s Away On Business” where he’s dancing around with an umbrella in a weird concrete building full of emus, and I figured “Well, I give it about a 50% chance this is just where Tom Waits lives and these are his emus.”

Just commenting to express my appreciation for the hilarious wordsmithing deployed throughout this article. A true joy to read from top to bottom.

As it so happens, I’m working on a retro-y, pixel-y, jRPG myself. And I have some Opinions about how fonts in such a game ought to work.

Preach! A little girl in my neighborhood set up a lemonade stand, and she was losing money hand over fist until she hired a consultant who used to work for Blackwater, and now they’re kicking down doors and holding people at gunpoint until they buy a refreshing drink. She makes a killing! Sometimes literally!

Came here to say this.

How ON EARTH does this list not include All Dogs Go To Heaven? There are SO many terrifying parts of that movie. I never found Secret of NIMH scary, but All Dogs was pure nightmare fuel.

Is Will Vinton’s Adventures of Mark Twain rated G or PG, because if it is G it needs to be on this list.

The windshield has to be the right amount of wet. If I sense any amount of dry wiper on dry windshield friction, it drives me nuts. 

*Batman beating up goon*

Easy answer for you. Yes, they literally “have” to allow citizens to speak lest they violate the First Amendment:

Pumped that Dispatches from Elsewhere is on this list. Bummed that Dark is not. That show deserves so much more hype.

Starship Troopers is an amazing movie, David Roth is an incredible writer and Great Hills Partners are among the biggest group of fart-huffing, self-satisfied morons in a fetid sea of private equity vultures.

Yes, that is it. You understood the joke.

No. The point is that he actively discouraged people from wearing them, telling us there was no reason to, and that they were of no use. This information sticks in peoples brains and you can’t undo it now. It never made any sense to educated, thinking people, since if they were needed for nurses to not catch it, then…

I love this show. I describe it to the uninitiated as the result of a three-way between It, Stranger Things, and Broadchurch..

FUCK YES.

“It’s like paying $60 for the microphone and getting one (or more!) free games with it!”

“It’s like paying $60 for the microphone and getting one (or more!) free games with it!”

I have my browser preset to go to a mobile-sized window when I click the minimize icon, so it’s less of a problem now, but I have to do that every damn time I want to check the article, so...still a pain. This can’t be that big a financial boon, anymore, can it?!? I figure by now most non-mobile readers either close…

As someone who was a pro at swaddling, just get a sleep sack. Those things are the best and once I realized they existed I never did it the old way again.