Just commenting to express my appreciation for the hilarious wordsmithing deployed throughout this article. A true joy to read from top to bottom.

As it so happens, I’m working on a retro-y, pixel-y, jRPG myself. And I have some Opinions about how fonts in such a game ought to work.

Preach! A little girl in my neighborhood set up a lemonade stand, and she was losing money hand over fist until she hired a consultant who used to work for Blackwater, and now they’re kicking down doors and holding people at gunpoint until they buy a refreshing drink. She makes a killing! Sometimes literally!

The windshield has to be the right amount of wet. If I sense any amount of dry wiper on dry windshield friction, it drives me nuts. 

Easy answer for you. Yes, they literally “have” to allow citizens to speak lest they violate the First Amendment:

Pumped that Dispatches from Elsewhere is on this list. Bummed that Dark is not. That show deserves so much more hype.

Starship Troopers is an amazing movie, David Roth is an incredible writer and Great Hills Partners are among the biggest group of fart-huffing, self-satisfied morons in a fetid sea of private equity vultures.

Yes, that is it. You understood the joke.

“It’s like paying $60 for the microphone and getting one (or more!) free games with it!”

“It’s like paying $60 for the microphone and getting one (or more!) free games with it!”

I have my browser preset to go to a mobile-sized window when I click the minimize icon, so it’s less of a problem now, but I have to do that every damn time I want to check the article, so...still a pain. This can’t be that big a financial boon, anymore, can it?!? I figure by now most non-mobile readers either close…

As someone who was a pro at swaddling, just get a sleep sack. Those things are the best and once I realized they existed I never did it the old way again.

I’ve got multiple cast iron pans and long ago I decided that a little extra fat in my diet was an easy price to pay to not have to take the time to season. I cook everything with a little olive oil or butter or other fat and then just clean the pan like any other, with soap and hot water. I then dry it and put it back…

One of my favorite parts of the Tonberry fight is how after you beat it, the thugs instantly back the hell off because they know how fucked they’d be if they tried to take on the people who just beat a motherfucking Tonberry.

Holy hell, what a time to have a kid! Hopefully you're getting some extra leave out of this craziness.

Nice!!!

Nope nope nope nope, and shame on Lifehacker for actually expressing sympathy for this take.

We can all hope that this will somehow put TicketMaster out of business. They are one of the worst companies on the planet and survive by screwing over their own customers. I’d definitely file a dispute with the CC company and let TM work it out with the venue. I paid TM, I get a refund from TM.

I seriously think Dark is the best Netflix produced anything, it is SO good. Can’t wait for the final season. 

I wonder how the fuck folks come off this show feeling any sympathy to Joe Exotic. Like, the documentary cuts some of the shit he did or reveals it only towards the end (like his killing of tigers, for one, which the podcast Joe Exotic covers more of) and yet he’s still portrayed as a total piece of human garbage who…

Oh, “Dark”. When will you receive the love you deserve?