“disgruntled and self-interested employees.”

Stephen Miller, is that you?

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Double plot-twist, Chris Hemsworth is really behind the secret second bomb in the keypad because he wanted to bring everyone together to read his Star Trek 4 script about reuniting the Kirk family.

With names like Ebony Maw and Proxima Midnight did Thanos hire the same PR team as the Pan Pacific Defense Force?

But Kid Flash is competent and the Legends are idiots? Does this mean the show will be forever ruined?

2018: Where we’re going you won’t need eyes to see...

The committee for public safety is concerned about your well, lack of concern for public safety.

I agree, we need a moratorium on humans having children until as a wise man once said “we can figure out what the hell is going on.” A baby ban if you will.

I just imagine the conversation:

Well maybe it’s verbotten because of Mass Effect but Andromeda seemed like a natural next step for Trek. Just take some pages from Ian Banks and have something like Yorktown from Star Trek Beyond as the main ship and focus on the crew of a smaller (Defiant sized) exploration ship as part of a fleet sent in.

David Lynch’s Star Wars: Leia is now a teapot and Oscar Isaac is running from DIRTY BEARDED MEN. IN A ROOM.

Muller-Trump interactions are an interesting part of the standard model. T particles have a very high decay rate and emit a considerable amount of low energy photons. Mullers however tend to weakly interact with photons but have a large mass. The first Muller-Trump interaction will be proof of WIMPs being the cause of…

That’s why he’s a conservative, being jilted for such out of date fashion. But like the telegraph pearls will be popular again some day!

White, closes schools when in large numbers, and loses integrity when light is shed on it. Sounds like the Republican administration and its supporters are the real snowflakes :-)

This seems like a bit of an unnecessary change for the sake of putting their own mark on the franchise.

Whoa let’s be fair and balanced here Bannon is also persecuting Muggle-borns :-)

I’m pretty sure World War III in the Trek timeline was triggered by a pre-emptive strike to stop Zach Snyder.

You, sir, win one internet.

Better off Ted comes pretty close to a sitcom set at Aperature.