Except for the wearing it indoors part.

After all the juvenile, grammatically flawed, big-dick swinging slander they post on that website about Samer, it’s a breath of fresh air to finally see him clap back. Composed, well thought out, and articulate. The same reasons people read Deadspin instead of Barstool in the first place.

To compensate, Musk decreed that the the steering “wheel” will be an obsidian triangle; speedometer will be replaced with a falcon screech loop and battery level indicator with varying intensity peppermint smell emitter.

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

Zack is getting dunked on in the replies, and he’s resorted to snitching

Onion rings > french fries.

OMFGZ! They should’ve called travelling/double dribble/carrying the ball...

By that measure, anyone playing sports is in the same category.

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

Wait... we’re really wondering why someone who was sentenced to 5 years for stealing $120 would be afraid of standing trial for armed robbery?

Karma is a bitch.

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

Well, more of a rounded triangle ...

This is a reminder that a call up to AA would mean Tim Tebow is a proud Binghamton Rumble Pony, which is just fantastic.

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

The NBA should’ve cancelled the traditional playoff format and had the Cavs and Warrios play a best of 31.