My man, that heathen ball was a necessary sacrifice to the Home Gods. And they were appeased.

He threw it back before Brian McCann had to goddamn tell him to.

It’s fine. She was dressed in a way that was inviting this to happen.

Since 2008? More like 1650

Reminds me of my favorite saying: “I can’t wait for his generation to fucking die.”

Church goers are racist hypocrites. What a shock!

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

N.B.: J School is a complete fucking waste of time.

The secret of the cottage industry is that it’s a bunch of dudes unwilling to do what you just did. All the phrases like SJW, snowflake, and the ironic uses of triggered and safe space, they’re all cover for assholes who know they’re being assholes but are too immature to own it, so they have to shift the blame. It’s…

“You know what would be really great? To spend the night in jail and get jammed up in the legal system. I’m going for it!”..

“A lot of wrestling sucks. But when it’s good it’s fucking great.”

Let’s Check In On The Knicks

He messed up. He had the advantage but didn’t press it. Also deciding to eat those fists with his face was a bold strategy that just didn’t work out for him.

Fletcher Cox guy needs to get his hands up, Jesus. What is he even doing?

Fuck the Cubs and fuck their insufferable fans who think they’re suddenly baseball royalty after their team won a world series for the first time since about the time the Wright brothers were discovering powered flight.

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

Real estate brokers, working in cahoots with banks and governments, redlined the country and kept segregation going even until now. In short, nobody cares what you think.

I’ve found that people who declare parenthood has made them more holy were assholes before and are even bigger assholes now.

Little Caesars’s COLISEUM! Hello?!?!?!

This was the largest crowd that has ever attended a live sporting event in human history