Okay. When the NRA does the same.

That was a lot of southern accents.

Why doesn’t he just call him Logan Morrison.

My job hands out branded water bottles for every occasion. Health assessment? Here’s a water bottle. Performance review? Here’s a water bottle. Christmas? Fucking water bottle. I hate them. I don’t want them. I turn them down.

Yikes. Thought it was a house show till I saw the Smackdown apron.

Nanny state?

Took me a sec to understand Guyer’s but it’s good. Still, Zimmer is the true #1.

Close.

Facts, guys. We have to wait for every single fact ever to know the difference between right and wrong.

Don’t worry. It’ll take him a lot longer to get laid.

I don’t care about the details. I wasn’t there. My certainty of his guilt depends entirely on being a Giants fan.

I’m all for fun, pimping home runs, pimping, etc.

With any more hair, Jim Irsay would be Dog the Bounty Hunter.

It tends to work really well and some people question why steroids—which weaken tendons and have debatable effects on performance—are banned while Tommy John surgery—which evidence shows does improve performance—is totally fine.

Damn. Look at that arm. Dude can’t wait for Tommy John.

It was a good concussion.

Noooooo

Why didn’t he charge the mound?