What the hell are you talking about? What did Patrick report to you that was disrespectful?

I'm gonna say that you missed the sarcasm. Jesus.

Great chance to tie the World Series down 3-1? Try again.

How do you know they didn’t see it as, “Yeah, she was being a cunt.”

There’s nothing that says, “I’ve got no baseball knowledge” more than calling a baseball manager a head coach.

Some say “Joseph Finn”, others read his comments and say “dipshit”.

Not sure that I see what’s wrong with what he said here. Did he say anything derogatory about Bruce/Caitlyn? You’re telling me that ESPN wasn’t thinking about ratings and about jumping on the hot story? Come on. I’m all for Caitlyn doing her thing and being happy, but this Costas thing is such a non-story, like…

I understand being a grammar Nazi, but really? That's the takeaway?

I agree. But releasing 30,000 into a large, uncontrollable, angry mob isn't a great idea either. I'm assuming this decision was made for safety reasons. Is that such a bad idea?

Yes because irrational mobs of people would never attack the wrong people. Especially in Baltimore.

Well next time they should just let everyone leave. When they get the christ beaten out of them by the “peaceful protesters”, then Deadspin can post another article about how useless police are.

It says “have asked”. That's not a detention. You're right, you're no lawyer.

Freshman year of college. I had food poisoning and was suffering through a 40% on a history test. I finally just said, “fuck it” and turned in the test because I was about to puke everywhere. I hustled to the nearest bathroom just in time to lift the toilet lid up to puke. As I did, my stomach contracted and I crapped…