What a shitty, shitty evening this has been.

Master of None is a very enjoyable television comedy. My favorite episodes, in particular, have been "Indians on TV," the old people episode, and "Mornings."

So, no cult TV show is ever doing to stay dead anymore, right?

Fun fact: I once did receive a nickel every time I heard that! Being Fuhrer was fun sometimes. You should try it.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Wait, Hitler, I never once considered this, and it seems like you're acting strange right now." Well…I'm not. I just thought that, in the slight event you made up this false connection that was in no way true earlier today, that I would refute the notion immediately. It's like that…

Folks, I would just like to clear something up before we continue: my return and Evil Jeff's return coming in the same day is purely coincidental. I am not a gimmick account Evil Jeff created, nor is Evil Jeff, uni student from the UK, an alias created with the intention to keep INTERPOL from tracking down my secret…

Probably the greatest thing that David Eckstein ever did was lead sportswriters to fill months of FJM's schedule. Those articles on scrappiness were their Dick Cheney shoots dude in face moment. His World Series MVP was a distant second.

What happens if Trump wins the election? Will he still not be a politician?

How so? Because I relate to him in some sort? Good Madame, in the two years in which I have used Disqus to comment on articles from this esteemed website, not once have I made any comment to make you infer that I would support that Carrot Haired P.T. Barnum or his buffoonish antics. If anything, I abhor his entire run…

I'm excited to see Donald Trump host SNL this week. It's going to be a trainwreck, but the question is which kind will it be. Will the show merely go without any problems and Trump reveals himself to be a lame host yet again? Will someone actually take the $5000 challenge and heckle Trump? Will Lorne Michaels give the…

Narrator, you owe me for setting up those huge amount of likes you received in that last Dissolve article.

I'm pretty sure he's referring to Todd Solondz.

When Lou Avery told Don that he was moving to Tokyo, I imagined Lou as Dr. Leo Spaceman during his final appearance on 30 Rock.

This is a thing that happened once:

He is overdoing that smile so much! He must be compensating for sadness!

Listening to this song is like listening to four minutes of pure, unadulterated joy, where the concept of "corny" doesn't exist. You know how, in 2012, people kept saying that "Call Me, Maybe," was the "perfect pop song." Well, that's how I feel regarding this. I don't think I'm over exaggerating when I say that I've…

If somebody could please make a .gif out of 3:19-3:22 in which there's a freeze frame at the end, followed by a bold "DEAD INSIDE" text, I would much appreciate it.

Damn, this song is infectious! I am unapologetic to loving it.

With reuelbles going MIA lately, it seems like Lloyd Braun has taking his place for our jokes on someone's movie tastes. Personally, I don't mind it.

Go on….