Tommy Wiseau has a brand of underwear. I know this because the maintenance guy character is wearing them in episode one.

I vote that instead of live-blogging and discussing the season six premiere tomorrow on this board, we liveblog the first four episodes of Tommy Wiseau's The Neighbors. It's on Hulu.

"I mean that the minority characters need to be shining, heroic paragons
of virtue that represent their entire social or ethnic group. They
should have no flaws; flaws are problematic."

"What's a sitcom?"
-NBC, 2015

I also agree that Wes Anderson parodies are too easy (and lazy, with people mostly just copying The Royal Tenenbaums). There should be more people trying for Robert Bresson parodies. Now that's a challenge!

You just keep doing you, broseph.

I will accept that final offer…IN HELL!

Just say that the dress was blue and gold, like every normal human being.

Antoine Doinel left his wife for a Japanese lover, only to grow bored with that Japanese lover and repeatedly interrupt dinner conversations with her to call his wife. #thuglife #frenchpeoplebetripping

I don't see anything weird about it at all.

I just finished a forty minute workout and drank a Mountain Dew: Code Red, so I am feeling SPECTACULAR.

I looked at the picture with only one eye. I looked at the picture from ten feet away. I see the same blue and gold everytime. If I had to choose between the two main arguments…blue and black.

Welp, time to place The Dress into the basket of popular Internet things whose appeal I just do not understand. Also, that dress looks neither black and blue, nor white and gold. It looks mostly blue and gold, although I suppose people are arguing over its colors without the lightning? I don't know.

I already posted mine on Friday, but I suppose I could do it again:

1. Hannibal (30)
2. Mad Men (30)
3. Rick and Morty (25)
4. True Detective (20)
5. Veep (20)
6. Shameless (20)
7. Silicon Valley (20)
8. Fargo (20)
9. Looking (20)
10. Rectify (20)
11. Person of Interest (14)
12. The Good Wife (11)
13. Banshee (11)
14. The Colbert Report (9)
15. Outlander (8)
16. Broad City (7)
17. The Knick (6)
18.…

I like you, too! I shall truly mourn your impending extinction.

Fixed. Thank you.

My Oscar predictions:

The final episode of The Mentalist was this week. Now what will old people watch as they eat fiber?

Welp. Get ready for 22 more years of Modern Family wins.