What if alternative comedy keeps evolving from its current point to where, one hundred years from now, the hippest type of comedy is no kind of comedy? No, I'm not talking about the anti-comedy that has been popularized by people like Tim & Eric, but more like a super hybrid of that. I'm talking about a point in the…

You know what still kicks unholy amounts of ass? The nightclub sequence in John Wick.

I already provided my reasoning as to why.

Andrew Jackson Jihad…what an exquisite band name.

How many murders can a person commit before reaching a "critical mass" dealbreaker that doesn't allow them to pitch a show on NBC? I have an idea for a multicam starring Sean Hayes but, well, you know…

I'm surprised they knew about my stay in Argentina. The show's research department is as excellent as the reporting on the National Enquirer.

I think another reason the Oscars are considered relevant is that it tends to help certain films gain additional recognition from the general public that they wouldn't otherwise get. There's nobody who is a music listener who will say that they try to listen to every album nominated for a major Grammy, yet there are…

I wasn't as in-love with Boyhood as others were, but seeing all these major awards shows giving all such adoration to Richard Linklater is pretty cool.

Big Hero 6 was…fine. A perfectly cromulent film.

Marion Cotillard was nominated for Best Actress over Jennifer Aniston!

A Wes Anderson movie released way back in March was not only nominated for Best Picture, but tied for the most Oscar nominations. To me, that's pretty shocking (in a good way).

Rubicon #1 <3<3<3!!! xoxo kale ingram is my spirit animal

I actually wasn't that pissed off by the Kesha opening. That "Harlem Shake" opening, on the other hand…good grief!

Fuck cancer.

DJ Snake's "Turn Down For What" is my choice for song of the year, an anthem for this young generation overwhelmed with the various problems facing the world today. Poverty and warfare? Racial and political unrest? College tuition bubbles and crushing debt inherited from the mistakes of their ancestors? Fuck all that…

I haven't been here for a few days. Why are people so interested in pumping their breaks, bro?

Purr-fect. Just purr-fect.

I think the most interesting part about The Interview finally allowed to be shown has been that, at a time when the biggest theater chains pulled screenings of the film out of cowardice, it was the independent theaters and small-chain theaters like Alamo Drafthouse that have been the staunchest supporters of the movie…

Merry Christmas and Happy last evening of Hanukkah, everyone! In the last twelve months, you people have slowly but surely grown to tolerate me as one of your own in a way that no other place on the Internet ever has or probably ever will be. You've allowed me to indulge in my nerdy love for American television and…

"But mostly it could have been his ego, which is really kind of the best
of any celebrity's that I know of through watching them. He was very
comfortable with himself, was very honest, told you what he thought
without worrying about it, was not afraid to show vulnerability and
emotion."