I genuinely hope most people in sports media die in a fire. Aaron Levine is #1 on the list

If you're going for personal best, first you need to do your personal worst

I think a lot of people already know that their romantic partner's sex drive isn't related to having boners - they have a less than glowing view of marriage.

Why so few? If you're not hitting double digits in an attempt to shock yourself with your masturbating prowess what is even the point?

There has to be a name for the undocumented ritual of men scrambling to unzip pants and do a mad dash for the preferred masturbation nook as soon as the lady in their life disappears for five minutes. I speak from a position of experience when I say the game of "can I wank before she gets back and will she be the…

Or waking up?

I say this as a guy who regularly starts the day with a shower - a week or two, yes, time does go by quickly. A year? That takes a concerted effort to ignore your penis or not seize upon random arousal as an opportunity.

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Has any celebrity ever preemptively apologized for all future indiscretions and then never apologized ever again, simply referring to that preemptive apology? Cause that would be pretty amazing to see play out and see how people reacted.

You seem slightly mad that people are even talking about it.

Mock them openly is always an option. What is it with you weirdos who don't like to talk about anything?

Are you trying to set me up for a joke involving eating disorders and putting words in my mouth? Not taking the bait.

Eating disorder, although sad lady boners would be an interesting twist here.

Insensitive? I'm trying to find a market here.

I went to create a related grumpy cat meme, but then I found this one already. Serendipity!

Alternate theories: DSHS or CPS (varies by state) uses these shirts as canaries in the coal mine for parents who wind up starving their children.

Just out of curiosity's sake how many ED afflicted women have birthed in a comatose state?

How much gold leaf do you need French Monarchs?

They aren't tacky, they're garish.

They can afford to move to another "exclusive" community