Also, where the fuck are you buying bahn mi with head cheese? This is a you issue, not a bahn mi issue.

The fact that bagels take 2 and 3 shows you're really bad at ranking sandwiches, even for laughs.

He has a lot more lunatic villainy to live up to before I consider him the King Joffery of Pop. I consider him the Eric Clapton of pop.

Why aren't they researching nano eggs?

Why would you say you don't know how you feel when it's clear you're perturbed by it because you think its patently sexist. Goodness gracious.

Okay paranoid lady, okay.

Sample size matters

How much obnoxious shipping fanfic have you written in your day?

Half of them look like rejected auditions for the video they're watching.

This is kind of sad in that I've given up on Star Wars as an entertainment franchise and I can't be wooed by anyone attached to the film.

Fascinating stuff! I always wash my hands after playing and petting the cat cause he is a fur monster but good to know I'm helping myself against salmonella to some degree.

Well, besides that whole being a cat thing, is there any other mode of transmission? Do cats just naturally incubate salmonella and release it in fecal matter?

Cats have never done anything wrong to anyone ever, LALALALALALA

Salmonella is more than enough to turn me off from them as a pet.

I am no fan of police but I can't believe the aspirations people cast on them either.

It would really take something wild.

Good lord no - they are an apparatus to investigate alleged crimes and bring suspects before a court of law. Sometimes they are called to intercede during a crime in progress. They aren't precognitive.

Are you kidding me? After seeing this I would fucking do it all the time for hilarity and emphasis.

Save yourself the trouble, you know that you can't reason with impassioned feelings.

arbitrary english rule. An honest answer ;-)