I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

It's like your lack of interest is never a HIM problem, it's always a YOU problem.

"I am not now to learn,'' replied Mr. Collins, with a formal wave of the hand, "that it is usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept, when he first applies for their favour; and that sometimes the refusal is repeated a second or even a third time. I am therefore by…

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Well, let me be the first to politely encourage people to be more PUNK ROCK.

Maybe if more people were PUNK ROCK it would.

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

They got filmed choking a man to death and there were no legal consequences. Why would they care if they get filmed?

And again, there is no crime here.

Disband NYPD, ban all of its officers from ever holding another law enforcement position in NYC. Rebuild.

FYI: the BMJ Christmas issue is tongue-in-cheek. What they're actually doing in CARTOONS KILL: casualties in animated recreational theater in an objective observational new study of kids’ introduction to loss of life is satire, with samples deliberately chosen to produce a specific outcome.

If the first ten minutes of UP doesn't make you teary:

Yes this is correct.

-40 degrees: It's fucking cold. Fuck outside, man.