YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES. I don't like or enjoy getting my cervix smashed. It is painful. Give me girth any day. Give me girth... every day.

*whispers from the void* Dale Cooper...

Aw, thanks. Sometimes when the people around me are talking about LGBT people I feel like a sleeper agent or something—who is, who isn't? It could be ME, so stop saying such asshole things!

And I do agree with you there: it would be interesting to see a new character who is gay or bi (or even trans?!?!), too. I think both would be interesting.

DEV PATEL! DAAAAAAMN!

You're making a decent argument, and I don't think it's insincere. You have valid points. I just disagree on a few things:

Ok, just re-read that you won't consider adoption. You have nine whole months to think about it! It will be ok.

Awww, I'm sorry. That sounds terrifying.

HOLY CRAP you deserve a medal! I can't even express what an incredible gift you're giving this guy. I know of no employers that will allow kids at the office. You're awesome!

Yep.

Meh. This is how we afford it: by being dramatically poorer than our friends! Woooo!

This is a subject that can be talked to death, but let me assure you: you can do whatever the fuck you want. You can date guys who care, you can date guys who don't care. You can date someone who doesn't like hair and convince him to take you as you are, or maybe he'll skedaddle. You can date someone who likes it, and…

My mouth... is watering...

Pretty sure that wasn't the point of the article.

Dude, is this the time to wax poetic about how awesome Iron Man 3 was for Pepper Potts? IT. WAS. AWESOME. Pepper got to kick ass, wear the suit, save a damsel in distress, maintain character integrity, show an inner thought life, say FUCK NO to being a trophy at the end, save Tony, kill the villain, and reflect on the…

My husband's argument was, "...Trains!"

Hah, I totally did that with my first baby. Now I have two and I'm all, meh, you can't time everything! We are all chill and relaxed these days.

Yeah! Side-sleeping is a great compromise.

I dunno, I am getting the feeling that there's something a bit ishy about this sort of thing. Ok, so there's a whole slew of books and tv shows out there about women in a certain age range in cities in the US. Therefore, they're all the same and also irritating? Or, worst* of all, we identify but are self-assured that…

Yeah, I saw the title and thought to myself, ugh, the comments are gonna be gross...