It's under the skirt. She has a crazy long torso.

Yep, pretty much. I like to think that Stabler would punch my molester until he was bloody and unrecognizable.

I as well love SVU and could watch 10 hours of it in a row. Perhaps I have. Time sort of becomes meaningless when there are so many seasons and Netflix...

Not one? Maybe two? How about three craps? Four craps would be pushing it, of course. And five craps is ridiculous.

*narrows eyes* Ok, this show now demands a re-watch with this new Star Wars lens... I doubt the acting or costuming will get any better the second time around.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!?! SHAVING LEGS=NO LONGER A PRIORITY! But of course Average Viewer doesn't want to look at a hairy lady. :(

Join the club, buddy. Join the club. (Also, it would be so cool if they'd show an Amish community with people just being quietly smug and going about their lives. I would love that.)

I'm starting to get that they're going for a certain feel rather than any degree of plausibility whatsoever—someone was pointing out how they're using a lot of Civil War-ish elements that don't actually make sense, and I was thinking it's very Old West. Firefly was a very well-done space Western, whereas I don't think…

I know, I cackled at the "should have killed you" line. Who let that line get by?

It better be magic. It's the only thing I'm gonna believe. Also, that means MAGIC!

I would like it about 1000% more if Rachel actually WERE an accomplice. Moral complexity FTW?

Hmmm... the first thing I thought of when I saw the ad was exactly what the author thought. Perhaps the difference between you and me is that I have, in fact, been sexually assaulted, and maybe you haven't, and so what you define as "oversensitive" is actually the understandable amount of sensitivity for someone who…

"But... but what if I WANT to swordfight?!?!?! And what if I like two donuts instead of one?! Or what if I like a bit of swordfighting, and then maybe sword-swallowing while I also entertain a carrot, and... another doughnut at the same time?" OK I'M DONE.

My husband and I tried to watch Star Wars once when out baby was around a year old, eating and dozing in my arms. We made it about 15 minutes before she perked up and wanted to watch, so we let her see about 5 minutes of it before my no-tv-for-babies! rule kicked in. When we turned it off she waved her chubby little…

Uh, probably because there's no way she could imagine that a few minutes of pain would be worse than two days of suspension. The fact that the paddling DID cause days (?) of pain was probably a very disturbing surprise. I'm sure as hell disturbed.

Teenagers are sexual beings, whether we like it or not. This was an adult man doing something which is widely known to be a sexually-associated kink to a teenage girl; whether or not it WAS sexual at the time does not matter. It shouldn't be allowed to be an option. This is not okay.

It looks cheese-tastic and yes I will be seeing it.

You should try doing your own graphic tees! We did them in college and if you are artsy they can turn out really cool. No glitter needed!

You can have a free copy of my book whenever it gets (probably inevitably self-) published. :)

No, sadly my book would be well-written and complex, and that's not what the majority audience is looking for.