Have you considered a fast-paced, lucrative career in the administration of the CIA?

I’m a pro-choice agnostic, but I was raised in the evangelical church, so I know this thought process.

I don’t believe evangelicals consider the individual circumstances of women seeking abortions. Their view of the debate is filled with two images: one of an idealized, healthy infant and one of the bloody products of…

Yeah, until someone is hanged, I think the old record stands.

You don’t get to call it “the greatest Witch Hunt in American history” when there has been an actual witch hunt in American history.

I can’t believe it would take more than a couple days, let alone ‘a couple years’ to find enough corporate stuffed suits to ‘balance’ out the committee’s scientists. You can’t swing a dead, oil-coated otter in Washington without hitting at least a dozen

I’m going to spend about two weeks walking across Baffin Island this summer, and have bought a copy of The Terror for night(ish)-time reading. I’m starting to reconsider...

I have a feeling logic is not one of her hobbies.

What the blazes is a “buttery stick”? By god, America, if you’ve done to butter what you’ve done to cheese...

Hi Sarah. I’m sorry to read about the mental health issues you’re facing. I hope that you are receiving the treatment you need and that, with time and work, you will find yourself in a good place.

To begin,you don’t deserve the ad hominem attacks I’m seeing in this thread. As a woman who’s struggled my whole life with…

What if, instead of living in a one-electron universe, we’re actually living in a one-right-wing-blonde universe?

Yeah, that line. Both of my parents have had cancer in one of “these countries”. They’re both:

This was my first thought. You have thousands of untested rape kits, but you’re checking this DNA pronto just to make sure the woman is ok?

Pull the other one, it’s got bells on.

*Mister

To complicate things, here in Canada, what you call a grill (as in, the apparatus for grilling), we call a BBQ. Up here, a grill usually refers to one of the great big cooktops behind the counter in a diner, for example. So, you can grill on a BBQ, but you can’t BBQ on a grill.

Mind you, eight months of the year, it’s…

‘Y’all going to jail,’” Smith said.

I vote “Orange-ew-tan” or nothing.

Now I’m imagining him doing the Tim-Tam slam, but with a cigar and brandy. Gross.

For the record, I think they’re cool with you not wanting to go to the same restaurants as them, too.

That would be a godsend for those with dairy/soy allergies

My new rule: any public explanation longer than 100 words is almost certainly lies, and any public apology over 100 words is an excuse.