Huh, and I was just thinking how being handed over to the slow justice of God’s own wilderness would be the most poetic fate for Mr. Trump and his frothing eelpond of sycophants.

Rand Paul and Lawn Clippings star in 2018’s feelgood summer hit “Killmower”!

The plot thickens as my inexplicable crush on Jim Comey intensifies.

What is happening to Jeff Sessions? Why does he look like an uncooked lean pork meatball in that photo?

Yeah, today I learned that individuals identifying as Indigenous make up 17% of my province’s population, but 70% of its incarcerated population, so I’m reading American news as a kind of oil cleanse.

I’m glad to hear you’re well-policed, despite what Netflix tells me. I’m in the middle of writing a lecture on law enforcement in the Canadian North, so I’m probably just feeling grim about justice systems in general.

James Comey’s formerly secret Twitter account is giving me life. Look at that smug sonofabitch. He’s glowing.

The more I read your posts, the more I choose to believe that Line of Duty is a fair and balanced portrayal of UK politics and policing.

May I sit in this shade and drink some tea?

I will take any opportunity to share this song about the UK’s favourite news source.

Wait, you mean I’m not watching an episode of The Thick of It?

She needs something to clutch whenever some flithy-minded journalist utters an ungodly question.

The nice thing about outhouses is that they are also often full of secrets. Drinking liquor in a dry town? Throw those empties in the outhouse! Reading naughty literature? Down the hatcheroo! (And yes, sometime we find well-preserved paper and textiles in privy deposits that were used for...reasons).

That + drunk-telegraphing your bent rail cronies to demand more bribe money = solid television

The John A. MacDonald episode alone would probably result in several hospitalizations.

I see your whitesnake and raise you a golden doodle

Agreed. Pink Floyd has a few lovely tunes (Wish you were here, Comfortably Numb), but a double album about how shitty post-war English childhood and adolescence were? I’m good.

Agreed. Pink Floyd has a few lovely tunes (Wish you were here, Comfortably Numb), but a double album about how…

My sister used to have this blue fuzzy jacket we called “the Grover Pelt”. She’ll be excited to hear she’s a trend setter.

Yeah, that sounds par the course for the magazine. Growing up fat and christian has also left me with some serious issues surrounding food and morality.

Oh god, the anti-evolution rhetoric. I believed that stuff until university. Now, when I teach physical anthropology, I feel like I’m fighting the good fight.