Yes. Please rush to apologize to Zendesk.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

This. This a million times. “Freeze response” is legitimate and completely ignored, sometimes undermined, by society.

This is why people (rightly) promote the “enthusiastic consent” standard!

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

Of course the PD is glad this guy is going away, because he’s a criminal. Having a predator in your midst, when trying to protect people from animals like this, is a specifically awful feeling. I’m glad that OKC made a statement like this.

On a positive note, the Oklahoma City Police Department’s statement on Facebook:

what’s the logic used by supporters? that ALL of the women were lying and he was telling the truth?

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

You’re funny and cuckoo bananas.