Many a slip ‘twixt cup and a lip, tho

Marry down, so that your children can learn to fix things with their hands. The world has enough ponces already.

I could take him.

I don’t know, man- trucker hats peaked in 2007. RIGHT. BEFORE. THE CRASH. dunt-dunt-duunnh

It’s just business as usual.

I’m torn here, because they’re still part of the base.

Thought we found out yesterday he preferred to keep it in the family, like landed gentry of yore

Maybe we can move the Rapture to Connecticut. Would that help?

+2 finger wave off the steering wheel

“23 Skidoo!”

This “presser” really turns into an outtake of The Office around 1:00

Heil Moroni.

It’s like Christopher Guest wrote a song for Wonkette. She's great!

Is there some afterlife reward in the bible for this kind of act we don’t know about? 72 Nascars or something?

“Lord President Trump” is music to the eyes of such landed gentry. And the metaphor of the sign reflecting the acolyte’s inability to plan correctly, or think things through, is pure gravy.

I hear ya. Can you believe all these “evolution” libtards?

Hey maybe climate change will make it so all doggies can go into stores (for better or worse). #extinctionupsides

As a (mostly) happily married straight man, I just gotta say: Buddy’s Got Back. Very impressive sir

Of course, but there are 38 ppl (as of now, likely mostly women) that think the opposite. At what point do you ask yourself whether maybe it’s you. Pushing it further: do you find it a curse or a blessing to be right all the time?