An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

What’s especially cool about this is that Perez is only running for DNC chair because the more logical office for him to seek, Governor of Maryland, his home state, is considered by the Democratic establishment an “unwinnable” race because of the popularity of GOP governor Larry Hogan.

Those numbers aren’t great or anything, but if I were a Vikings fan I’d rather have Vick on a one year deal than trade a 1st and 4th for Sam Bradford. And that isn’t even a hindsight is 20/20 situation, that trade was stupid in real time.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

Every time I see Boogie put up a big performance like that, all I can think about is him being on the Celtics and how easily they could handle everyone in the East and possibly challenge the Warriors for the championship. Too bad it’ll never happen.

I appreciate the hell out of this troll. It’s much less disturbing then Dragon’s Dogma troll.

Not wanting to show up for Atlanta regular season games means he’s an Atlanta fan at heart

So, I see you decided to not include the story I emailed to you about how I spent a lot of 2016 masturbating as I played Monster Hunter X, even though it fit exactly within the parameters of this article.

They’ll remember that blocked field goal they had today for years to come. Probably just call it “The Block.”

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

Fuck off with this shit, please.

Tomsula uses his challenge flag as a bindle.

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

I can’t testify as to Sylvester’s personal beliefs (and I have not played the game), but as a newbie programmer I do agree with him on the defense of his code: the name of variables (the objects that hold numbers and values in code, that in this case decide the sexuality of a character in the game) mean very little in…

It’s people with brains who realize, just like the courts did, that gawker screwed up royally.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

A buddy of mine and I are Seahawks fans living in Columbus , Ohio, and our regular joke, and frankly the reason I never ever watch Sportscaster anymore, is that there are two stories on ESPN every Monday of football season:

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

True to form, all 20 missed shots ended up landing on terrified Pakistani children.