yeaaah no. Do not go straight to the other parent. You never know if they are a fucking lunatic and might shoot you.

aren’t these the people that are always yelling “bootstraps! pick yourself up by your bootstraps!”? Where are their bootstraps?

I already feel like this. I’m a blue dot in a red state. MY. VOTE. DOES. NOT. COUNT.

When one party controls all the branches of government, there are no checks and balances.

But all it does is mean that states that are heavily blue or red are shunned (why bother campaigning there when you know it’s going to go the other way no matter what you do?). I’m a Dem in SC. no one gives a flying fuck about my vote and as soon as my state goes red, my vote is essentially thrown in the trash.

Over here, we have grace and class, even in defeat.

My next door neighbor and co-worker said as we were getting into our cars this morning, “I’m so disgusted about how things turned out.” Meanwhile for the last month he’s been talking about how he can’t possibly bring himself to vote for Clinton and he’s going to vote Johnson. I wanted to rearend him.

No no, this isn’t a Stephen King novel.

Right. she’s just saying “stop using oil”... so... what happens between then and the point that we actually have enough wind/solar/nuclear (oh wait, she doesn’t like nuclear) to meet the demand?

that’s pretty!

I love how the NYT response was basically, “come at me bro.”

They probably begin as assistant professors and are promoted to associate professor at tenure.

His stupid pouty orange face

Under any circumstances? What if there’s some horrible thing that goes wrong during delivery and mom is god forbid in a coma afterward?

I was just thinking “wow, these kids look like they walked right out of Narnia.”

oops my bad

in rural SC? she damn well is underpaid.

your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.

fun fact: public sector unions are illegal in SC, so there are no teachers unions in SC.