I already feel like this. I’m a blue dot in a red state. MY. VOTE. DOES. NOT. COUNT.

When one party controls all the branches of government, there are no checks and balances.

But all it does is mean that states that are heavily blue or red are shunned (why bother campaigning there when you know it’s going to go the other way no matter what you do?). I’m a Dem in SC. no one gives a flying fuck about my vote and as soon as my state goes red, my vote is essentially thrown in the trash.

Over here, we have grace and class, even in defeat.

My next door neighbor and co-worker said as we were getting into our cars this morning, “I’m so disgusted about how things turned out.” Meanwhile for the last month he’s been talking about how he can’t possibly bring himself to vote for Clinton and he’s going to vote Johnson. I wanted to rearend him.

No no, this isn’t a Stephen King novel.

that’s pretty!

I love how the NYT response was basically, “come at me bro.”

They probably begin as assistant professors and are promoted to associate professor at tenure.

His stupid pouty orange face

Under any circumstances? What if there’s some horrible thing that goes wrong during delivery and mom is god forbid in a coma afterward?

I was just thinking “wow, these kids look like they walked right out of Narnia.”

oops my bad

in rural SC? she damn well is underpaid.

your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.

fun fact: public sector unions are illegal in SC, so there are no teachers unions in SC.

So basically he said unless they absolutely have to be black, he’s gonna cast white people.

omg she looks so much like the Queen there.

my kid was bald until like, kindergarten. now at 16 she has crazy thick curly hair that grows at an astonishing rate and she’s like “meh just cut it super short” and im like MY HAIR IS GRAY AND STARTING TO THIN. I HATE YOU. APPRECIATE WHAT U GOT WHILE U GOT IT