I made my money the old fashioned way. I got run over by a Lex-us!!

MARK BRENDANAQUITZ

RON’S IN BLOOSH

AND there are no antibiotics in milk. If a cow gets sick and needs antibiotics, they continue to milk the cow but dump the milk until the antibiotics are out of her system. If the milk ends up in the tank they have to dump the whole thing. No farmer is gonna risk having to do that.

It’s one thing to take pictures of your kids in the bath, on the potty, etc. it’s another thing ENTIRELY to post them and tag them in them.

Well, I’m not surprised, because this is a man who holds (or allows to be held on athletic department property) good old fashioned dunking baptisms to win some more souls for Christ.

Because, you know, Hillary just rubs me the wrong way. I just don’t think I can trust her. She’s just unlikeable, and she’s not as great at speeching as [insert male politican here] is, and there’s just something about her, you know? And also she killed some people, and there’s just something about her. I just can’t…

I don’t fucking know. I’m HAPPY to vote for her.

Seriously. If the green party can’t get anything going on a local level, not even in towns that are ultra liberal, how the hell are they going to get anything done in the federal government? Blah blah federal funding... you shouldn’t get federal funding until you have proven you can do something with it, aka get…

ding ding ding we have a winner

cause more than likely they didn’t have any 40Fs (god forbid we carry an F!!!) and wanted you to jam the girls into a size they DID have.

empty potato sacks. What gives?

Yeah I just want some stuff I can wear to work without looking like an Old Lady.

They don’t know their correct bra size. Or if they get fitted, they refuse to believe they might be a 32F instead of a 40B (I’m just making up these sizes, they aren’t really equivalent).

We got roaches in our former house because our next door neighbor (whose house was jsut a few feet from ours) was a filthy hoarder. Our houses were very close together and he had a house packed to the ceiling with garbage and his backyard was full of old tires and appliances.

LOLOLOL that was epic.

Yeah, I tried to go down that road with my kiddo in 2000 (I had all his books) and I drove myself into a breakdown because it wasn’t as hearts-and-flowers as he made it seem and I was convinced I was Doin It Rong.

I don’t think you need an intel briefing to know what’s going on in Aleppo, just a basic awareness of global knews. You could probably read a couple newspapers every day and know enough to get through these kinds of questions.

Though sometimes people steal just for the lolz and not for the money... still, dad sounds like an opportunist

Well this is Oregon, where there are more coffee stands/shops than stoplights (I’m kidding, but not really)