“It’s so hard to fire teachers because THE UNION”

Tenure for university faculty and “tenure” for public school teachers are nothing alike. “Tenure” in public schools just means that there has to be due process and evidence of wrong doing, not “I want to hire my sister so let me fire this teacher who won’t kiss my ass.”

bonuses for passing state tests? then who will work in the harder to staff schools? Everyone will want to teach in the “Best” schools, since your paycheck depends on how well the kids do.

The first kitty my husband and I adopted died of the same thing. We came home from work and he was just lying in the floor like that. It sucks. I’m sorry.

That dress is goddamn gorgeous, but Lucy Liu could wear a dirty potato sack and rock the shit out of it.

I was definitely not into the actual birth part (ugh) but the being pregnant part was pretty damn cool.

The Episcopal Church (except for the whacko part who split off) is pretty awesome right now.

How much you want to bet that it’s another case of “bitch wouldn’t go out with me/talk to me/look at me so I killed her”?

I once chaperoned a weekend-long field trip with my daughter’s middle school band.
NEVER AGAIN. The stench was horrendous. I don’t know how middle school teachers cope.

If Jon Snow is dead, clap your hands

I hope you enjoy Trump/Cruz!

Or voting for the GOP

I’m laughing so hard because out of all my college students, the ones who do exactly this are the most die-hard vocal Bernie supporters.

I wish I could ungrey you and this, but I’m grey myself so... all I have to give is one measley little star and internet love.

see through tops, “cold shoulder” tops, ew ew ew ew ew I NEED SHIT I CAN WEAR TO WORK OKAY

I get not dealing with anti-vax parents though. They bring their germs into your office and then your immuocompromised patients are fucked.

served over brown sugar. mmkay, if you’re gonna basically eat brown sugar, why eat this slimy blobby thing along with it? the most delicious way to eat brown sugar is a brown sugar biscuit.

or grill it!

My prom was also in 93. Everyone was either wearing short strappy tight sequin dresses or long tight mermaidish sequin dresses, neither of which fit me because I had hips. Also, I didn’t think those were fun. So, I acquired a royal blue strapless ball gown and wore the hell out of it. I had fun swishing that skirt…

this here woman believes in science thx