I don’t want “sexy”. I just want shit I can wear to work and look professional without looking frumpy. Is there some middle ground between sexy and frumpy or do we only get the extremes?

No.

I was thinking “poorly trained circus peanut” would have been more appropriate.

They also have really good coats. I got a nice winter coat there a few years ago and it’s great. I was hesitant to order a coat online, because sometimes I can’t get a coat that fits me in the hips, but I emailed their “personal shopper” to get the measurements for a specific size and they got back to me within a…

fucking this. “just take some medicine and you’re fine” is not a valid reason to fail to mention to a sexual partner that you have an STD.

I’m gagging just reading it. Why would you want to ruin good cheese by contaminating it with celery?

Muscle is awesome. In my mind I would have replied, “Getting muscle. Want to see?” Then overhead press him out the window.

that is the ONLY acceptable use for celery. cook the shit out of it and hide it in other things.

The only time I can tolerate celery is when it’s in very tiny pieces in chicken noodle soup and it’s been cooked so long that there is no crunch whatsoever. Raw celery is an abomination. i hate the smell of it and the taste makes me gag.

Again, a national group of obstetricians and gynecologists say it isn’t necessary. I don’t like it when legislators practice medicine.

Except the ACOG (you know, a group of actual obgyns) says it’s not necessary.

Haha well, DO I HAVE ONE FOR YOU.

YESSS. I can’t wait.

Yep.

Natazia.

I have to get a letter from my doctor saying it’s the most appropriate form for me, but I am in the middle of finding a new doctor at the moment.

Hey there! I was a grad student at UO and if you come here we have an amazing health center. I got better medical care there than I did at my previous doctor’s offices. If you get a Graduate Teaching Fellowship you also get amazing, heavily subsidized insurance that is in many ways better than the insurance that…

It depends on the pill. The one I take (or took, before I switched insurance and they decided that they won’t pay for THAT ONE because it’s NAME BRAND and there’s no generic yet, and yes, this ok under the ACA because they don’t have to cover every single brand) costs $250 out of pocket. It’s the only one I can take…

Your point would be better made by something other than Tylenol, which can cause liver failure and death in dosages not much higher than the recommended dosage.

I am a musician. I find it difficult to find new music not because of mah ladybrainz but because so much of the music out there is SO SHITTY. Autotuned bullshit over the same 2 chord progressions. yaaawn