I go to a large west coast university whose colors are green and yellow. School colors, green and yellow. But in the bookstore there are all these school logo items in PINK. Fucking pink, everywhere. As if a green or yellow O on the back of your car is too masculine, us girls gotta have a pink one. Pink notebooks,…

Because kids should be able to play with whatever fucking toys they want. Unless you need your genitalia to operate a toy, there’s no reason to separate toys into boys nad girls toys. And it you do, well, maybe that toy is not appropriate for kids.

Funny. Trump is pretty much crazy at every time of every month.

oh, she’s done her share of shit. she’s done devastating things to the public schools.

Because weapons manufacturers can get rich when the military buys weapons. Taking care of the people wearing the actual boots on the ground doesn’t make anyone rich.

Rotary cutters are no fucking joke, especially if the blade is brand new.

dude, he’d hate Stephen Hawking, because SH is smart. and he’d hate Malala too, because woman.

SC is purple/blue? As a 35 year resident of SC, that’s news to me.

dingdingding we have a winner.

Don’t brag about being Canadian. Y’all gave us Ted Cruz.

I’m pretty big (22) and I love swimming but I haven’t in years. Then a few weeks ago I decided, fuck it. My university has a brand new pool and I’m paying for it in my tuition and fees so I’m going to fucking use it. Best thing I ever did. I’ve found that “fuck it” is really the answer to everything.

The closer I get to 40 (a month from now), the fewer fucks I give about what I’m “supposed” to wear, or what is “okay” to wear. Around 45 I will probably get into caring negative fucks about this. I will wear what I want and if someone doesn’t like my ~arm jiggle~ they are free to look elsewhere.

I sent out an email to my students that was basically “here’s the info on the vax in case you missed it, I hope you all stay safe and healthy” and one of my students said to me in a conversation later, “I don’t think I’m going to get it, because my mom doesn’t believe in vaccines, and I’m always healthy.” I wanted to…

A couple of students at the University of Oregon came down with meningitis this year and one died. They offered mass vaccinations... so few people took them up on it.

HAHAHAHA

Yes. Ugh.

There’s a gas station “chain” (of two locations) in Oregon that sells fuel made from recycled cooking oil... and they have kombucha on tap and organic and gluten free snacks. Peak hipster.

I’m allergic to crispy!

Whenever Apartment Therapy has an article about “curating” your closet or “editing” your coffee table display, I want to barf.

If there are buttons for it, it’s not a SECRET menu.