A+ happy fun ball reference

Yeah, I’m southern born and bred but I do NOT consider the confederate flag to be a symbol of my ~southern pride~. I’ll take the SC flag over that, any day. So don’t say “us southerners” because there are quite a few of us who want nothing to do with that crap.

Yeah. Last time Windows 8 updated, it screwed up the drivers for my trackpad and keyboard... which was kind of inconvenient! I had to roll back the update and haven’t updated since.

I love my Galaxy Note. It gets heavy use (work email, personal email, calendar, facebook, a couple of fitness apps, camera, pedometer) and the charge lasts through the day. The S pen is a good tool and I use it often.

Mozart also liked sexytalking his sister, and taking pieces he wrote for one person who comissioned them, changing a few notes, then passing it off to another guy who commissioned him. He seemed like someone who did not give a solitary fuck about anything. The original honey badger.

ahahahaha

I’m not sure when I get to stop saying that one. When she moves out? Every morning, waiting to take her to high school, “LET’S GO, WE LIVE 5 MINUTES FROM SCHOOL AND IT’S 6 MINUTES UNTIL THE LATE BELL.”

I think my almost-15-year-old opens shit and leaves it open just to troll me. Teenagers, man, the worst.

The GoP’s reasoning is stupid, but Komen is a shitty, shitty group. Best to send that money to other places.

And Rick Scott looks like Voldemort.

Trump is a caricature of himself and I can’t take him seriously. Walker... he always looks so gleeful when talking about destroying the livelihoods of people like me. I come from a family full of teachers—my grandmother, my mother, me and my brother, my brother’s wife, my aunt, two of my cousins—and my dad was a union…

Yeah I don’t do black liner or mascara. Brown looks much better on me. I’d do a plum eyeliner, too, but I haven’t seen one that’s plum enough and not VERY PURPLE PURPLE.

I hear “nonprofit” and I feel tired. I don’t even need to know what it’s for or about, I’m just like, whatever. I was a music teacher for a long time and there are all these Foundations and Organizations and whatnot that Raise Awareness about the Need for Music Education and they seem to be raking in the dough but did…

stop with that common sense shit.

There’s also “white evangelical kid raises money for a ‘mission trip’ to some third world country where they go down there, get in the way, take jobs away from locals, and spread the word of jeebus” instead of, you know, raising money and sending it down there and letting people help themselves.

Oh man, I definitely remember. Once I went to a Panera in Charlotte, NC while my daughter was in a dance lesson and I had to sit around and wait. I placed an order for a coffee and a piece of some really amazing looking cinnamon coffee cake... then realized when I went to pay that my debit card was rejected (later…

a FREE monogrammed thermos

When I left my teaching job for grad school, I begged my principal to hire my student teacher. I had personally seen her work every day (obviously), the kids absolutely adored her, she was a hard working go-getter, had spectacular classroom management*, she got along well with the rest of the faculty, and she had…

Well, this IS the party of “let’s have non-teachers make rules about what teachers should do” and “let’s have non-doctors make rules about what doctors should do” so of course someone with absolutely no experience in elective office whatsoever would make a great president.

god she has the most beautiful smile