as a southerner transplanted to Oregon, I can promise you that the humidity here is nothing. I love it.

For real. I can just barely manage their 2XL in "regular" sizes for stuff like sports bras and pajamas, but come on! ugh.

And sometimes you find those three racks of plus size clothes are actually maternity clothes spilled out of their desginated section and there's nothing but a couple of giant shirts and ugly black pants.

He could have? But it doesn't mean he understood what that really meant. I mean, hell, I was 5 when my brother was born and I tried to carry him out to the end of the driveway (we lived in the country) and leave him for someone to pick up because I didn't like him. I had no idea wtf I was doing, I was five. Thankfully…

These gun-ownin, flag-wavin, bible-beatin types would just say "it's God's will" or some other bullshit.

because omg what if there is an intruder and i need to kill him immediately!!!! i have to have it right there on my nightstand beside my phone. /s

It's only for a particular event. The stuff about colors—well, they just wear their organization's colors for these particular events, which is no more weird than when I had a job related to a major university athletic department and they required us to wear the school colors and a certain athletic brand…

Oh goodness yes. I was a Chi O (though, not at the school where the Ted Bundy murders took place) and any time someone left the door unlocked/open, someone would bring him up in their LOCK THE DAMN DOOR ALREADY rant. Being a little country girl who grew up on a farm and hardly ever locked the door at home, it was…

I was in an NPC sorority in the mid-late 90s and I assure you, we had a dry house. It was a rule from the national headquarters.

nopenopenope. For the one semester I lived in a sorority house, I was SO glad that there were no parties held there. It was even quieter than the dorms, though not as quiet as the apartment I rented later.

Basically what it boils down to is: be clean, no ripped/stained/inappropriate clothes, learn how to have a conversation, here are some topics to talk about ahead of time. Other than the colors of clothes, how is that not basic corporatey job-interview type stuff? This is one of the least ridiculous rush emails I've…

I've been using it for yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars. A little tub of it is cheap and lasts forevah.

VB travel bags/toiletry bags are the shit, and I have a fun messenger bag, but their purses are a little meh.

I love it when they kill off the male character's canonical female love interest, or make her Teh Evil, or otherwise shit on her in some way, so they can hook the guy up with another guy. The idea he might be bi and it just didn't work out with the girl is completely foreign to them; she has to be a shitty person or…

Or, she could have gone with the Episcopal church, which is about a billion times more inclusive than the Catholic church.

I wear it with dresses when I'm not wearing tights or hose. Because chub rub fucking hurts.

Good. Declawing is terrible.

and then it's "mothers these days working all the time, no one ever stays home with their babies, and look how they turn out when they're raised by daycare." DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T.

Why.

squats, lunges, romanian deadlifts, step-ups on a decent size step. and more squats.