I fucking hate this book. Of course the tree is a she, and the one who takes and takes and takes and never gives a shit about what the tree wants is a he. OF COURSE. and the tree is just supposed to sit there and give the boy what he wants even if he's a selfish little fucker who never gives her anything in return. OF…

what. the. actual. fuck.

So why can't he just use any word he'd use for a terrible white president?

I bought boxes from Home Depot. They come in three sizes. Because I packed most things in their smallest size box and so much was uniform, I was able to fit more of them in a smaller space. If I had had a whole bunch of different sized boxes, I wouldn't be able to use the space as economically.

In the time it took you to write that screed, you could have gone to the store, bought everything for your meal, come home, cooked it, enjoyed it, and cleaned up afterwards. Jesus.

Wrong. "Your" is possessive. "You're" is a contraction. "If your implying" should be "If you're implying", as in "If you are." Normally I wouldn't nitpick internet comments, but you started it by critiquing the other commenter's grammar.

It's funny that you criticize her grammar when you can't even use "your" properly.

what the hell is so offensive to your sense of decorum about this? It's not like she's running around screaming, puking from a hangover, not wearing the appropriate attire, or GOD FUCKING FORBID letting her baby cry. Crying babies are the worst. Be glad the baby had a boob in it's mouth and was silent.

so you're okay with ALEC and the Koch brothers paying off politicians and getting what they want, you're okay with, for example, $4 million of Nikki Haley's (rep. governor of SC) campaign funds coming from out of state donors? Doesn't sound like anyone's getting their voice heard except rich folks.

what proof do you ever have that your vote was counted? When I lived in SC and voted on the fancy touch machine, I didn't have any proof that anyone counted my particular vote. It could have been deleted or somehow magically switched to the other party for all I knew.

I love voting in Oregon. Super convenient, no hassle, no annoying poll watchers, no intimidation.

That's still not going to help low wage workers working shitty retail/foodservice jobs. They never get federal holidays.

Vote by mail, like Oregon! You can either mail your ballot or put it in a ballot drop box. No lines, no poll watchers, no harassment.

That would be great, but most low-wage workers don't get federal holidays. It's still not going to help poor people vote. If you work Shitty Retail Job, your manager will do everything possible to keep you from voting and most people don't have the kind of safety net that will allow them to push back. They'll just get…

can I just rant for a minute about how Nikki Haley got re-elected governor of SC? I mean, goddamn. She is already a trainwreck, and people will just not fucking vote her out.

Why should he even bother trying to be bipartisan? He's never going to run for any office ever again.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat no that is not normal.

so Doctors Without Borders doesn't know what they're talking about, I guess.

except... it's not ~ebola waste~ because she isn't fucking showing symptoms of ebola and if you are not showing symptoms you are not contagious.

ah yes. the tone argument.