If she feels well enough to schlep around on a bike, clearly she isn't sick enough (IF she's even sick at all) to be infecting anyone. Cause those really sick people are shitting and puking blood, which don't really seem like bike-compatible activities to me.

Keep Eugene weird.

Now I just spent time on Wikipedia reading about sea cucumbers. Thanks. :P

YES. Every dudebro using "females" is now a Ferengi.

Except when you ask them to imagine that the harrasser is gay, they believe they have the "right" not to be interested becuase they are not gay; they don't think women have the right not to be interested in them, because it's their "right" to have their pick of any woman they want. (I feel gross just even typing that.)

As long as it's not an SG-1 reboot, then yes please.

I do not want a damn Stargate reboot. Then we'll get all the shit they mocked in "200".

this seriously bugs me. Songs have words. If it doesn't have words, it's not a damn song.

Well, he does go by Jimbo, which is two letters away from Dumbo. I don't know why grown-ass men want to go by dumbass nicknames like Jimbo and Dabo in their professional lives.

No, South Carolina. But it's not too far from the NC border.

Sports at UO is never going anywhere. Never. The university is far too deep in Uncle Phil's pockets to ever downsize sports in any meaningful way. It's just not going to happen, especially now that UO has its own governing board and can basically do whatever the hell they want (meaning, whatever Phil Knight wants).

If only all the athletes would behave like Marcus Mariota.

oh my lord, the Spencers at Westgate Mall.

Oh I definitely remember Susan Smith. I'm from that town. :/

My targets (two of them in town) have a sign for a plus section, but there's one rack of plus clothes and the rest is overflow from maternity and a bunch of clearance from juniors.

Her stupid accent is an extreme exaggeration and sounds completely put on and fake. It deserves mocking. Real people in the South who are not on tv hawking their "Suthernness" do not fucking talk like this.

If you have to go full out to ensure your own survival, too bad for them, because they shouldn't have been trying to rape you in the first place.

so what should she do? ask him nicely not to rape her? try that sometime and see how far it gets you.

Problem #2 - your kids probably were infected with the flu virus BEFORE they got the Flumist. A vaccine won't prevent an infection acquired prior to administration.

I love that SG-1 episode. Not for that speech at the end but because they were mocking everything about scifi that ended up killing the stargate franchise in the end and what the whole stargate (and other franchise reboots) are all about: getting the younger/hotter/sexier actors in.